Things that make me apprehensive about the new season of Arrested Development

• Loads of guest stars, potentially very distracting
• Long layoff between seasons, cast / writing may have slipped
• Portia de Rossi has not aged well in the interim
• Lower budget might make for a shoddier quality show
• The weaker third season might have been an indicator that the creative tank was running low
• No Steve Holt!

Top 10 most evil Rolling Stones songs

10. Too Much Blood
9. Rocks Off
8. Play With Fire
7. Under My Thumb
6. Undercover of the Night
5. Dancing With Mr. D
4. Brown Sugar
3. Sister Morphine
2. Midnight Rambler
1. Sympathy for the Devil (duh)

The best pizza toppings

• Pepperoni
• Jalapenos
• Hot sauce
• Extra cheese
• Bacon
• Pepper flakes

Places I don't want to visit (click to enlarge)

Other places on the Internet to consult lists

• Cracked
• AV Club
• Complex
• Bleacher Report
• Spin
• Pitchfork
• Rotten Tomatoes

Top 10 James Bond villain names

10. Hugo Drax
9. Ernst Stavro Blofeld
8. Max Zorin
7. Dr. Kananga
6. Le Chiffre
5. Aristotle Kristatos
4. Dr. Julius No
3. Raoul Silva
2. Auric Goldfinger
1. Francisco Scaramanga

Top 5 Notre Dame games I am most likely to attend next season

5. 9/14 at Purdue
4. 9/21 vs. Michigan St.
3. 10/19 vs. USC
2. 9/28 vs. Oklahoma
1. 8/31 vs. Temple (Labor Day weekend!)