* A raise of a dollar or greater.
* The new Glassjaw leaking.
* The new Glassjaw actually having a release date.
* An imaginary world where alcoholic beverages weren't so expensive in Canada.
* The first time I saw Apocalypse Now and No Country for Old Men.
* Finding out you raped all your finals and classes this semester.
* Those sublime moments when you hear a song, be it "Angie," "Sweet Jane," "Downtown Train," or whatever, and it's so beautiful that it makes you want to cry.
* Realizing the new Hold Steady is better than you expected.
* Not a whole fucking lot, that's for sure.