* I'm not enough of a shameless self-promoter.
* I'm not interesting.
* Lists are an unpalatable format for blogs.
* The constant music references are a turn-off to those unfamiliar with the bands or songs.
* I come off as crass/snobby/pretentious/immature (take your pick).
* My writing isn't that great.
* The lists themselves are contrived and tired.
* The subject matter merely acts to show how "hip" I think I am.