Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Top 100 Songs: 100 through 81

100. Elvis Costello – Radio Radio
99. Franz Ferdinand – You Could Have It So Much Better
98. The Movielife – Jamestown
97. Refused – The Shape of Punk to Come
96. The Who – Baba O’ Riley
95. Give Up the Ghost – Love American
94. Texas is the Reason – Johnny on the Spot
93. Head Automatica – Brooklyn is Burning
92. Beastie Boys – (You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (to Party)
91. The Mighty Mighty Bosstones – The Impression That I Get
90. Say Anything – Admit It!!!
89. Prince and the Revolution – When Doves Cry
88. Fine Young Cannibals – Blue
87. The Band – The Weight
86. David Bowie – Space Oddity
85. We.re All Broken – Hail Vagabond Bride (Revisited)
84. Smashing Pumpkins – 1979
83. Mott the Hoople – All the Young Dudes
82. Head Automatica – Brooklyn is Burning
81. The Get Up Kids – The One You Want (Live)

Monday, July 21, 2008

Top five track one, side ones...by the Rolling Stones

5. Rocks Off (Exile on Main Street)
4. Miss You (Some Girls)
3. Dancing with Mr. D (Goats Head Soup)
2. Sympathy for the Devil (Beggars Banquet)
1. Gimme Shelter (Let It Bleed)

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Thoughts immediately after seeing the Dark Knight, in order.

* Holy shit, dude.
* That was fucking sick.
* Did you fucking SEE what Batman did in that scene?
* And what about the Joker? Christ.
* Oh man. Oh man. Amazing.
* Like...Just mind-blowing.
* What should I do now to entertain myself?
* This sucks, the Dark Knight was better.
* Shit, and this sucks too.
* Is everything garbage compared to that movie?
* I should go see it again.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Life lessons from the Hives.

* Sex is the solution to all relationship problems (Giddy Up!)
* Quoting dead people will get you nowhere (Dead Quote Olympics)
* The pursuit of wealth can sometimes be amoral (Die, All Right!)
* Big mouths are a dime a dozen, talk is cheap (You Dress Up for Armageddon)
* Nothing is given to you, everything has to be earned (Square One, Here I Come)
* If bureaucracies cause you problems, lie and cheat until you get what you want (Statecontrol)
* It is best to end stale relationships before someone becomes mentally unhinged (Love in Plaster)
* No band will ever be as good as the Hives, and no person will ever be as good as any of its members (Basically every song other than the ones already mentioned)

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Unappealing places for female piercings

* Septum
* Nipple
* Eyebrow
* Tragus
* Anti-tragus
* Cheek
* Genitals