Thursday, August 7, 2008

Things I would create, custom-made for you, for a mere $150 (Please note: This is a real offer. If Max Bemis can do it, so can I)

* A 1000 word short story.
* A sketch of a you.
* A song.
* A short film where I act out a portion of your life.
* A sonnet.
* A sculpture.
* A Lego version of your place of residence.
* A mix tape proclaiming my undying love for you.
* A video of me laughing at you while throwing $150 worth of one dollar bills in the air.

1 comment:

Ryan said...

Also, if you couldn't figure it out, this is a list of choices. You don't get all of them. Duh.