Sunday, September 28, 2008

One of my best friends' top ten favorite movies, in no order.

* Lord of the Rings Trilogy
* The Departed
* Unforgiven
* Pulp Fiction
* The Dark Knight
* No Country for Old Men
* The Shawshank Redemption
* The Usual Suspects
* Saving Private Ryan
* Gladiator

Friday, September 19, 2008

The (long overdue) top 5 movies of 2007

Honorable mentions: Knocked Up, the Darjeeling Limited, Control

5. Eastern Promises
4. Zodiac
3. Gone Baby Gone
2. There Will Be Blood
1. No Country for Old Men

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Trends I approve of vs. trends I disapprove of

Approve:
* High tops
* Bourbon
* Listening to The Gaslight Anthem
* Bruce Springsteen
* Vitamin Water
* Girls with bangs

Disapprove:
* Wayfarers
* Hybrid cars
* Electronic music
* Cocaine
* Organic food
* Pastel colored clothing

Friday, September 12, 2008

Covers I would love to hear, part deux (original artist in brackets)

* The National - The River (Bruce Springsteen)
* Vampire Weekend - Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard (Paul Simon)
* Black Kids - Just Like Heaven (The Cure)
* Gallows - We're Coming Out (The Replacements)
* The Rapture - My Ever Changing Moods (Style Council)
* The Horrors - You Really Got Me (The Kinks)
* Minus the Bear - Wish You Were Here (Pink Floyd)
* The Bronx - Jailbreak (Thin Lizzy)
* Brand New - Seven (Sunny Day Real Estate)
* Big D and the Kids Table - Rudie Can't Fail (The Clash)
* Black Lips - Ooh La La (Faces)

Friday, September 5, 2008

Tracklisting for my theoretical death metal album

1. Introduction (November 17, 1924)
2. Heathen Perjury
3. Victimized into Oblivion
4. Cadaverous Feasting
5. Goat-skull Sodomy
6. Interlude (January 4, 1937)
7. Desecration of the Innocent
8. Flesh Torn Asunder
9. Brutalized Defenestration
10. Nightmarish Existence
11. Outro (May 23, 1949)

Monday, September 1, 2008

Possible alternate titles for "How I Spent My Summer Vacation"

* How I Lost Four Months to Alcohol and Batman
* Bartending for Fun and Profit
* Bruce Springsteen is My Lord and Master, part two: Disc One of the River is Perfect
* All My Friends Back Home are Assholes
* Tanning for Dummies
* Sleeping Nine Hours a Day for Dummies