Saturday, November 15, 2008

Top five reasons I am against gay marriage.

1. I want Ellen DeGeneres to be unhappy.
2. I loathe musicals.
3. There are enough divorces already.
4. Elton John's pre-wedding party cost $147,000 and his reception was estimated to cost ten times that.
5. Marriage in general seems like a bit of a sham, if you really think about it.

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