Saturday, February 7, 2009

Things I learned from the Godfather part II

* Making investments in nations with a history of guerrilla activity is unwise
* Never betray your brother
* Conversely, if your brother betrays you, it is permissible to have him killed after your mother dies
* The only thing more important than having a good lawyer is having politicians in your pocket
* Murder was ridiculously easy to get away with in the early 20th century
* Being wealthy and powerful means living on a compound
* Saying a Hail Mary while fishing will guarantee that you catch a fish
* Old Jews are tricky and arrogant, so kill them before they kill you
* Never cross young Al Pacino
* Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer

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