Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Possible reasons I can't think of a good list

* Accounting test Tuesday morning, Finance on Wednesday night
* The Nyquil I took
* I'm just lazy, and the meta-list-about-making-lists seems easy
* My inspiration was claimed by the recession
* There are literally no more list subjects to be covered
* We've reached the point where, much like latter period episodes of the Simpsons, most installations are just filler
* Ryan actually died six months ago, and a less capable replacement now writes this blog

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Soundtrack for my theoretical David Lynch-esque murder mystery film

1. Patsy Cline - Strange
2. Rolling Stones - Rip This Joint
3. Black Lips - I'll Be With You
4. John Prine - Please Don't Bury Me
5. Ramones - Do You Wanna Dance?
6. The King Khan and BBQ Show - I'll Never Belong
7. Tom Waits - Blind Love
8. Chuck Berry - No Particular Place to Go
9. ? and the Mysterians - 96 Tears
10. The Replacements - I'll Buy
11. The Horrors - Crawdaddy Simone
12. The Gaslight Anthem - Red at Night
13. Elvis Costello - Alison

Saturday, March 21, 2009

My All-Presidential Basketball Team

Point guard - Ronald Reagan
Shooting guard - Barack Obama
Small forward - George H.W. Bush
Power forward - George Washington
Center - Abraham Lincoln
Bench - Bill Clinton, Richard Nixon, Lyndon Johnson, Andrew Jackson

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Possible Bookstore Basketball team names

* Madoff Like A Bandit
* Palin - God 2012
* Helen Keller's Driving Academy
* Killed by Silver Bullets
* Women Driving
* Hits Like Chris Brown
* The Straight Village People

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Words that sound nice, but are, in fact, very bad to have in your system

* Chlamydia
* Mercury
* Botulism
* Ozone
* Electrasol
* Typhus

Monday, March 9, 2009

Directing and casting changes I would make to the Harry Potter film series

Directors:

* Sorceror's Stone would be directed by Terry Gilliam
* Chamber of Secrets would be directed by David Fincher
* Prisoner of Azkaban would remain directed by Alfonso Cuaron
* Goblet of Fire would be directed by Guillermo Del Toro
* Order of the Phoenix would remain directed by David Yates
* Half-Blood Prince would be directed by David Lynch
* Deathly Hallows would be directed by Michel Gondry

Actors:

* Alan Rickman is fine as Professor Snape, but I'd be interested to see Crispin Glover play the character
* Professor Quirrell should have been played by Philip Seymour Hoffman
* Remus Lupin should have been played by Clive Owen
* No disrespect to Jim Broadbent, but Horace Slughorn is perfect for John Cleese
* Alastor Moody should have been played by Ray Winstone

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

My top ten favorite books

10. Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
9. Heart of Darkness
8. To Kill a Mockingbird
7. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
6. Killing Yourself to Live
5. the Hobbit
4. A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
3. the Road
2. House of Leaves
1. the Great Gatsby