Thursday, April 30, 2009

What bands to listen to if you want to be:

* Boring - Tortoise, Sigur Ros
* A douchebag - Oasis, Asher Roth
* The coolest person alive - Joy Division, Pig Destroyer (and nothing else)
* A middle-aged housewife - Late period Rod Stewart, Enya, Barry Manilow
* A cokehead - Justice, the Knife
* Really, really earnest - The Gaslight Anthem, the Hold Steady
* Gay - Madonna, Scissor Sisters
* A compelling argument for abortion - Millionaires, Brokencyde
* The "Everything was better 50 years ago" guy - Chuck Berry, Buddy Holly

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