Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Top 10 TV Shows of the Decade

10. That '70s Show
9. Undeclared
8. Futurama
7. Curb Your Enthusiasm
6. South Park
5. Chappelle's Show
4. Freaks and Geeks
3. Arrested Development
2. Breaking Bad
1. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Friday, December 25, 2009

Top 10 Albums of 2009

10. The Red Chord – Fed Through the Teeth Machine
9. Mastodon – Crack the Skye
8. Thursday – Common Existence
7. Converge – Axe to Fall
6. Arctic Monkeys – Humbug
5. Gallows – Grey Britain
4. Brand New – Daisy
3. Every Time I Die – New Junk Aesthetic
2. The Horrors – Primary Colours
1. Fake Problems – It’s Great to be Alive

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Top 20 Songs of 2009

20. Thrice – The Weight
19. Cursive – What Have I Done?
18. Suicide Silence – Lifted
17. Franz Ferdinand – Live Alone
16. Cobra Starship – Good Girls Go Bad
15. The Red Chord – Demoralizer
14. Black Lips – Drugs
13. Julian Casablancas – 11th Dimension
12. Mastodon – Divinations
11. Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Heads Will Roll
10. Thursday – Beyond the Visible Spectrum
9. Polar Bear Club – One Hit Back
8. Converge – Dark Horse
7. A Wilhelm Scream – Bulletproof Tiger
6. Brand New – Bought a Bride
5. Arctic Monkeys – Cornerstone
4. Gallows – The Great Forgiver
3. Every Time I Die – Wanderlust
2. The Horrors – Primary Colours
1. Fake Problems – Heart BPM

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Thoughts that go through your head while studying for exams

* Good Lord, I don't know anything!
* What time is it?
* Is it really worth studying for this test?
* I wonder what's on TV right now.
* Can I fit a nap in somewhere?
* If I take a break for a couple minutes, can I dash off my semi-annual list relating to finals?

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Top 10 Acting Performances of the Decade

10. Nicolas Cage as Charlie and Donald Kaufman in Adaptation.
9. Mickey Rourke as Randy "the Ram" Robinson in the Wrestler
8. Heath Ledger as the Joker in the Dark Knight
7. Viggo Mortenson as Tom Stall / Joey Cusack in A History of Violence
6. Jack Nicholson as Warren Schmidt in About Schmidt
5. Bruno Ganz as Adolf Hitler in Downfall
4. Christoph Waltz as Hans Landa in Inglourious Basterds
3. Javier Bardem as Anton Chigurh in No Country for Old Men
2. Gene Hackman as Royal Tenenbaum in the Royal Tenenbaums
1. Daniel Day-Lewis as Daniel Plainview in There Will Be Blood

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Guest list by Brian Boll: 68 Different Ways to Call Someone a Butt-Pirate or its Approximants

mud marauder
anal buccaneer
rectal swashbuckler
poopy pontiff
turd tunneler
well widener
mire monarch
rectal rook
butt bishop
bilious buttbaler
pumpkin carver
gaping griffon
sphincter sphynx
inner tuber
exit enterer
derrière despoiler
rump reaver
gong farmer
mud miner
void voyager
long-john juggernaut
fart filler
entrail eloper
offal ombudsman
colon conquerer
prostate approximator
peristalsis pugilist
plum poker
pipe plier
poop pillager
rank ravager
pepper pilgrim
shit sheather
fœcal fisherman
posterior perditionist
behind breacher
orifice ostrich
homunculus holer
sluice spreader
dung dilator
intestinal insurgent
lunar illuminator
crater invader
smelly steamshovel
detritus defiler
vent vicar
dimple blimper
gunk gardener
tush trasher
bootie tutee
dark shark
pit pummeler
ditch dunker
coda creamer
ravine ripper
crack smacker
fanny filcher
bun burrower
glute shooter
haunch hammerer
duff stuffer
hiney whore
rim raider
furrow fencer
cheek freak
gorge forger
chasm phantasm
cleft shef