Saturday, December 5, 2009

Guest list by Brian Boll: 68 Different Ways to Call Someone a Butt-Pirate or its Approximants

mud marauder
anal buccaneer
rectal swashbuckler
poopy pontiff
turd tunneler
well widener
mire monarch
rectal rook
butt bishop
bilious buttbaler
pumpkin carver
gaping griffon
sphincter sphynx
inner tuber
exit enterer
derrière despoiler
rump reaver
gong farmer
mud miner
void voyager
long-john juggernaut
fart filler
entrail eloper
offal ombudsman
colon conquerer
prostate approximator
peristalsis pugilist
plum poker
pipe plier
poop pillager
rank ravager
pepper pilgrim
shit sheather
fœcal fisherman
posterior perditionist
behind breacher
orifice ostrich
homunculus holer
sluice spreader
dung dilator
intestinal insurgent
lunar illuminator
crater invader
smelly steamshovel
detritus defiler
vent vicar
dimple blimper
gunk gardener
tush trasher
bootie tutee
dark shark
pit pummeler
ditch dunker
coda creamer
ravine ripper
crack smacker
fanny filcher
bun burrower
glute shooter
haunch hammerer
duff stuffer
hiney whore
rim raider
furrow fencer
cheek freak
gorge forger
chasm phantasm
cleft shef

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