Monday, February 15, 2010

Guest list by Deep Throat: Top ten reasons you are a virgin at 20

1. Fat
2. Ugly
3. Only enjoy platonic love
4. Voluntarily attend church on a weekly basis
5. Play card games with no risk or monetary reward
6. Live in your parents' basement
7. You are simply confused by sex
8. You have soft hands
9. Do not speak the local language
10. Botched circumsion at birth

1 comment:

健康保寶 said...

We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull, Some have weird names , and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.............................................