Saturday, June 26, 2010

Top 10 worst songs for a first dance at a wedding

10. Iron Butterfly - In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
9. The Clash - Train in Vain (Stand by Me)
8. Madonna - Papa Don't Preach
7. Amy Winehouse - Back to Black
6. Elvis Costello - Alison
5. The Persuaders - Thin Line Between Love and Hate
4. Hank Williams - Your Cheating Heart
3. Dr. Dre - Bitches Ain't Shit
2. The Rolling Stones - Under My Thumb
1. Bruce Springsteen - The River

Monday, June 21, 2010

Top 15 names for an American city

15. Atlanta
14. Phoenix
13. Charlotte
12. Albany
11. Wichita
10. Corpus Christi
9. Minneapolis
8. Tulsa
7. Fargo
6. Memphis
5. Milwaukee
4. Philadelphia
3. Tallahassee
2. Cheyenne
1. Lexington

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

The best times to see a band live - ranked!

1. Before their first full length
2. After the release of a low-selling, critically acclaimed album
3. Final tour
4. Reunion tour
5. After the release of a commercially successful album
6. After the release of a critical and commercial failure
7. Any tour supporting a comeback album

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Facts you may not have known about the nation of Ireland

* There are only 20 literate people on the island
* Being a drunk is considered a legitimate and noble profession
* There are actually lots of snakes in Ireland
* The national sport is beating wives
* Electricity was first introduced to the average Irish househould in 1994
* The winner of the last Irish general election was Pope Benedict XVI
* The Irish language is made up as it goes

Sunday, June 6, 2010

TV shows girls love that I don't care for

* Gossip Girl (do people still watch this?)
* Jersey Shore
* Glee
* Those retarded shows on MTV about pregnant white trash
* Sex and the City
* Anything vampire related