Friday, September 17, 2010

Things I learned from the Godfather

* For real justice, you have to go to the local crime boss
* It's always helpful to have a lawyer working on retainer for you
* Murdering a corrupt cop is a victimless crime
* If you're a wife-beater, don't marry into an Italian family
* New England schoolteachers just wait around for guys to marry them
* A horse's head is the best way to get a message across
* Ship your least useful sibling across the country to get him out of your hair
* Mr. Corleone never asks a second favor after he's been refused the first

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