Friday, November 26, 2010

My predictions for the 10 movies nominated for Best Picture this year

* The Social Network *
* Toy Story 3
* Inception
* 127 Hours
* Black Swan
* The King's Speech *
* The Town
* Blue Valentine
* The Fighter
* True Grit

* One of these two will win

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Ways I could improve this blog

* Let someone else write it full time
* Make it "edgy" by introducing constant racial stereotyping
* Stop using the list format
* Not having cute self-referential entries
* Focus more on a single subject
* Include funny .gifs at the end of every entry, even if they're unrelated
* Quit writing it completely

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

My 5 desert island albums (not the same as my 5 favorite albums)

* Rolling Stones - Forty Licks
* Elvis Costello - Get Happy!!
* Tom Waits - Rain Dogs
* The Clash - London Calling
* Bruce Springsteen - The River

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Heavy vs. hard

* Led Zeppelin: Heavy
* Thin Lizzy: Hard
* Metallica: Heavy
* Van Halen: Hard
* Gold: Heavy
* Diamond: Hard
* Philosophy: Heavy
* Calculus: Hard
* Metallica's "Enter Sandman": Heavy
* Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit": Hard
* Poison's "Every Rose Has Its Thorn": Power Ballad

Saturday, November 6, 2010

5 signs of fantasy football addiction

* Checking your team's site multiple times a day
* Taking the injury reports (released Sunday morning) into account when planning your Saturday night
* Talking incessantly about how your team is doing to people who don't play fantasy football
* All NFL news being considered only from a fantasy point of view
* Bringing your laptop to the bar when you watch the game

Monday, November 1, 2010

8 reasons not to vote tomorrow

* Your vote won't count
* It's way too much effort
* Too cold to go outside
* Voting implicitly supports democracy
* Voting implicitly supports opinions
* It doesn't make a difference who wins
* This isn't a "glamor" election
* You hate freedom