Monday, December 6, 2010

Criteria for being my friend

* Must like Elton John
* Must be taller than me, unless of Hispanic descent
* If of Hispanic descent, must be shorter than me
* Must have shorter hair than Tom Brady
* Must have above-average intelligence
* Must have high tolerance for politically incorrect humor
* Must not own an iPad

1 comment:

hazelnut014 said...

Uh oh. I better cut my hair