Thursday, March 31, 2011

Top 10 Strokes songs

10. 11th Dimension
9. You Only Live Once
8. Under Cover of Darkness
7. Gratisfaction
6. Take It or Leave It
5. 12:51
4. Someday
3. Reptilia
2. Hard to Explain
1. Last Nite

Friday, March 25, 2011

Top 5 Jack Nicholson movies

5. The Departed
4. About Schmidt
3. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
2. The Shining
1. Chinatown

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Lists I'd like to make, but I'm sick and don't want to think too much so I'll just give you the titles

* Seven great ways to bust your bracket
* Top ten most gangster Rolling Stones lyrics
* Five signs the world is coming to an end
* Dapper dictators
* Reasons "Absalom, Absalom!" is unlike any other book I've ever read
* Why grilling is just the best thing ever
* Top ten Strokes songs

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Ten albums I would add if I were to expand my top twenty albums of the decade to thirty

* Glassjaw - Worship and Tribute
* Radiohead - Kid A
* The Strokes - Room on Fire
* Brand New - Deja Entendu
* The Good Life - Album of the Year
* Crime in Stereo - Is Dead
* Bright Eyes - Lifted, or The Story Is in the Soil, Keep Your Ear to the Ground
* The Mars Volta - Frances the Mute
* Cursive - The Ugly Organ
* At the Drive-In - Relationship of Command

Friday, March 11, 2011

Songs to listen to for advice in very specific situations

* When you hate the other famous person in your band: The Libertines - Can't Stand Me Now
* If you're very bored on a Friday night and want to get 40s: The Strokes - 12:51
* If you have suddenly died: John Prine - Please Don't Bury Me
* When you're being hit with with a patrimony suit: The Rolling Stones - Some Girls
* If your ex-girlfriend suddenly appears with a luxury automobile: The Clash - Brand New Cadillac
* If you're considering an abortion: Graham Parker - You Can't Be Too Strong
* When you've just been diagnosed with Crohn's disease: Glassjaw - Everything You've Ever Wanted to Know About Silence
* If your band has been screwed over by your manager: A Wilhelm Scream - I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Celebrities I share a birthday with

* Justin Bieber
* Ke$ha
* Javier Bardem
* Ron Howard
* Roger Daltrey
* Booker T
* Harry Belafonte

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

5 terms to use if you want to appear intelligent in a college lecture class

* Rape subtext
* Self-reflexivity
* Patriarchal worldview
* Surrealistic
* Meta-commentary