Friday, March 11, 2011

Songs to listen to for advice in very specific situations

* When you hate the other famous person in your band: The Libertines - Can't Stand Me Now
* If you're very bored on a Friday night and want to get 40s: The Strokes - 12:51
* If you have suddenly died: John Prine - Please Don't Bury Me
* When you're being hit with with a patrimony suit: The Rolling Stones - Some Girls
* If your ex-girlfriend suddenly appears with a luxury automobile: The Clash - Brand New Cadillac
* If you're considering an abortion: Graham Parker - You Can't Be Too Strong
* When you've just been diagnosed with Crohn's disease: Glassjaw - Everything You've Ever Wanted to Know About Silence
* If your band has been screwed over by your manager: A Wilhelm Scream - I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz

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