* Deadmau5 is terrible, and you obviously know nothing about house. Please refrain from listening to music in the future.
* Your entertainingly high level of self-delusion is the only reason I haven't blocked you.
* Okay, that's actually pretty funny.
* You're on this site too often.
* Please just find a tenth person for this fantasy league so we can get it going.
* You haven't changed as a person since you were 15. It frightens me that you're becoming a teacher.
* The smartass comments you leave remind me why we're friends. Never stop.