Sunday, March 25, 2012

Ideas for a TV show starring New York's new favorite sons, Tim Tebow and Jeremy Lin

  • An "Odd Couple" type show where Lin is the uptight, more-than-competent one and Tebow is the goofy  underachiever who always lucks his way into success
  • A gritty cop show where both Lin and Tebow are transferred into a Queens precinct after being run out of their old towns and have to learn how to do things the New York way
  • Reality dating show
  • AMC/HBO type prestige drama about the struggles of the sanitation union (Lin as the overworked union rep, Tebow as the popular worker)
  • Christian evangelical talk show
  • Late night talk show with Tebow as the host and Lin as the sidekick and announcer
  • Conspiracy theory documentary series with Tebow on ominous voiceover duty and Lin as the host

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

People I wouldn't be surprised to see under center for the Dolphins by the end of 2012

  • Donovan McNabb
  • That gay kid from "Remember the Titans"
  • Sage Rosenfels
  • Cyborg Dan Marino (this is like a "Six Million Dollar Man" scenario)
  • Tommy Maddox
  • A Fathead of Peyton Manning stuck to one of those blow-up punching dolls
  • Not actually even having a QB, just a punter, every offensive snap

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Cities and states I purposely pronounce incorrectly

  • Illinois as "Ill-ih-nwah" (French pronunciation)
  • Texas as "Tejas"
  • Houston as "House-ton"
  • Florida as "Flo-rida" (like the rapper)
  • Baltimore as "Body-more"
  • South Bend as "Dump"
  • Chicago as "That city with awful traffic"

Sunday, March 11, 2012

College basketball teams notably absent from the field of 68

  • University of Guam Guano-Bats
  • Lethbridge Community College Starfish
  • South North Carolina Tech Wild Frogs
  • Charlotte Bobcats
  • Wellesley College Fightin' Feminists
  • London School of Economics Dentists
  • Alaska A&M Snowmen
  • .........Iowa Hawkeyes

Monday, March 5, 2012

Good fill in answers to the survey question below

  • Lost a bet
  • Cosa Nostra is paying for it
  • Fought the law, the law won
  • Result of a coin flip
  • Called by a higher power (specifically: Xenu)
  • For the groupies
  • Wasn't insufferable enough already, needed elite-level training
  • Wait, I'm in law school? I thought this was the veterinary program