Saturday, May 12, 2012

Questions I have about cats, as someone who has never lived with cats up to this point

  • Why do they always want their heads scratched? What makes them so itchy?
  • How do they not die from boredom during the approximately 16 hours a day they spend sitting around?
  • Why are their noses always wet?
  • Why are their ears so gross?
  • What's the appeal of sniffing everything?
  • Do they realize how snooty they look, what with the way they walk around, it's like they're doing us a favor just being around them?
  • Further, do they realize that they're cats, and therefore less important than people?

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