Saturday, September 29, 2012

People who would probably star in Oliver Stone's boring, largely unwatched adaptation of this election cycle

  • Will Smith as Barack Obama
  • Bruce Campbell as Mitt Romney*
  • Beyonce or who-the-fuck-ever as Michelle Obama
  • Amy Poehler as I don't know Mitt's wife's name or appearance
  • Blah blah blah who cares
* Wouldn't this be perfect?! I mean, come on! Seriously, I came up with this on my own**

** Yes, this was the larger impetus for the list

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