Sunday, October 28, 2012

Top ten albums of the 1980s

10. Minor Threat - First Two 7"s on a 12"
9. The Rolling Stones - Tattoo You
8. The Cure - Disintegration
7. Bruce Springsteen - Nebraska
6. Talking Heads - Remain in Light
5. Joy Division - Closer
4. Elvis Costello and the Attractions - Get Happy!!
3. Tom Waits - Rain Dogs
2. Prince and the Revolution - Purple Rain
1. The Replacements - Tim

Thursday, October 25, 2012


Friday, October 19, 2012

Bands I have seen live that have received over an 8.0 on Pitchfork

  • Interpol
  • The Strokes
  • Times New Viking
  • Fucked Up
  • Minus the Bear
  • Blood Brothers
  • Black Lips

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Incredibly collegiate things about my apartment


  • All "decorations" are in poster form
  • Number of plates owned: 1
  • The "coffee table" I'm typing this on is a wood board on top of four cinderblocks
  • The aggregate cost of the textbooks inside it make them the most valuable thing present
  • Ketchup only available in individual packet form
  • Bathroom is unspeakably filthy
  • Napkins are paper, never cloth

Monday, October 8, 2012

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Things you can do instead of watching the debate

  • Note loudly and obnoxiously how you "don't own a TV"
  • Go shopping, take advantage of everyone being glued to their screens (not bloody likely)
  • Smash the state
  • Re-watch the Kennedy / Nixon debate, decide who really won
  • Stare wistfully at those "Ron Paul 2012" signs you finally pulled out of your front lawn
  • Memorize the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song
  • Read live-blog commentary on the debate (ha!)
  • Your laundry, you incredible slob
  • Make a mental note not to keep writing lists about the election