Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Things you can do instead of watching the debate

  • Note loudly and obnoxiously how you "don't own a TV"
  • Go shopping, take advantage of everyone being glued to their screens (not bloody likely)
  • Smash the state
  • Re-watch the Kennedy / Nixon debate, decide who really won
  • Stare wistfully at those "Ron Paul 2012" signs you finally pulled out of your front lawn
  • Memorize the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song
  • Read live-blog commentary on the debate (ha!)
  • Your laundry, you incredible slob
  • Make a mental note not to keep writing lists about the election

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