Friday, November 2, 2012

Reasons not to vote

  • Went to Yale, can't support a Harvard man
  • Live in a non-swing state
  • Boycotting the US election system until they recognize that Nader won Florida in 2000
  • Both candidates are pawns of the Zionist New World Order
  • Don Draper doesn't, and he certainly seems to know what he's doing
  • Kobe Bryant not on the ballot
  • Totally illiterate and not a believer in making random choices
  • Live in Detroit, relatively certain it is no longer legally part of the United States
  • Want to irritate the obnoxiously politically-minded
  • Barack Obama is your member of Parliament, and he always gets 75% of the vote in your riding anyways

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