Thursday, March 28, 2013

Dark horse candidates to be the supposed "gay NFL player considering coming out"

  • Antonio Cromartie (having twelve kids with eight women is a very effective cover story)
  • Chris Culliver (classic case of "the lady doth protest too much, methinks")
  • Marshawn Lynch (we all know he loves to taste the rainbow)
  • Tim Tebow (so many Christians would learn so much about's return policy)
  • Wes Welker (it sure seems like he got jealous about Brady making eyes at Gronk)
  • Brett Favre (the big story here is that he's unretired again)
  • Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie (uh, well, look at his name)

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