Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Sunday, March 23, 2014

Top 5 teams white people support in this year's March Madness

5. Harvard
4. Gonzaga
3. Wisconsin
2. Stanford
1. Creighton

Friday, March 7, 2014

Impressive things to have listed on your resume

  • More than three degrees
  • Less than three degrees (of separation between you and Kevin Bacon)
  • Sainted by the Catholic Church
  • Invented the garburator
  • A golf score under 80 
  • A bowling score over 180
  • Selfie of you and the Dalai Lama
  • Any podium finish in a real Olympic sport
  • Google Employee of the Month
  • Close friend of James Franco
  • "I'm really wealthy and I actually don't need this job all that much"