Friday, March 7, 2014

Impressive things to have listed on your resume

  • More than three degrees
  • Less than three degrees (of separation between you and Kevin Bacon)
  • Sainted by the Catholic Church
  • Invented the garburator
  • A golf score under 80 
  • A bowling score over 180
  • Selfie of you and the Dalai Lama
  • Any podium finish in a real Olympic sport
  • Google Employee of the Month
  • Close friend of James Franco
  • "I'm really wealthy and I actually don't need this job all that much"

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